Does "traditional" marriage (ie. one-on-one, monogamous, longterm) still work?
Posted by boots 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
no thanks, not for me.
8%
no. period.
0%
for about 50% of couples...if they want it
0%
for about 25% of couples...if they want it
16%
for about 75% of couples..if they want it
0%
(for another percentile...)
0%
unsure/confused about "marriage stuff"...
8%
traditional marriage is an outdated concept
25%
traditional marriage does work...with effort
25%
other...(in comments)
16%
Film buffs: which movie has had the most profound effect on you (from recent and not-so-recent)?
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
0%
Easy Rider
7%
Do the Right Thing
7%
Midnight Cowboy
0%
Platoon
0%
Raiders of the Lost Ark
7%
Trainspotting
14%
The Godfather saga
0%
Star Wars
14%
Other...??? (please share)
50%
the MOST important question:
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
DID WE uh, (sleep together)?
12%
WHERE is my remote control?
12%
WHAT'S that got to do with the price of eggs?
6%
WHAT IS the capital of Switzerland? (variable: WHAT is your favourite color?)
6%
WHY should I? (variable: WHY shouldn't I?)
31%
WHERE'S is my wallet? (variable: Dude, Where's My Car?)
6%
(are) YOU talking to me? (variable: YOU talkin' to me...Punk?)
18%
HOW MUCH do we leave for a tip?(variable: HOW MUCH do we leave for shitty service?)
6%
WHAT is the Caramilk secret? ( variable: WHAT is the Colonel's "Secret Recipe"?)
0%
Other...(variable: Why isn't my answer posted here??)
0%
You go on a date, it goes 'ok' but there is no real connection. What is "closest" to your response:
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
white lie - you tell them you'll call again soon
0%
shake hands bye and leave it neutral ("well, take care")
11%
friendly hug bye with small compliment ("it was fun")
23%
peck on lips with small white lie ("call you sometime")
0%
hug bye with something nice ("well, take care")
17%
cheek peck with small white lie ("We should do this again sometime")
0%
hard honesty: say bye and tell them you think there is no real connection
11%
soft honesty: they are very nice, but unfortunately there isn't that 'special something'
23%
other? (comments)
11%
Waiting for...
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
the Sun
42%
a friend
0%
inspiration
0%
Godot
14%
the NEXT greatest invention since sliced bread
0%
my ship to come in
0%
my grades/salary/stocks to go up
0%
inflation to come down (ha)
0%
love
42%
other...?
0%
Your very first kiss...
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
oof- awkward!
8%
hot as hell
0%
kind of clumsy but cute
39%
technically challenging...but nice
8%
kinda sloppy (receiving and/or delivering...)
17%
um...don't remember it
8%
romantic. I'll always remember it.
4%
didn't mean much at the time
8%
meant a lot (someone I was totally into!)
4%
Combination of the above or Other..? (in comment)
0%
Today...
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
I feel good
6%
I feel happy
0%
I am not happy...
0%
I am satisfied
6%
I feel dissatisfied (or somewhat dissatisfied)
26%
I have all I need
20%
I want more (or better)
20%
I want nothing more
0%
I do not know how I feel
20%
other...?
0%
If you were to find say, a severed finger in your Wendy's chilli, you would:
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
ask for extra ketchup
0%
ask for more fries (to 'neutralize' the taste)
0%
ask for bigger coke (to wash it down better)
7%
use the finger to stir your chilli (it's too hot*!)
21%
cut the finger into smaller, more edible pieces; German-sausage style
0%
chuckle...and slyly order ANOTHER chilli...for yer buddy. (he he)
7%
play Star Wars 'lightsabers' with your buddy's newly acquired 'chilli' finger (you would win)
0%
thank your lucky stars stars that you got the extra protein-- and didn't even have to pay EXTRA!!
14%
you're gross, boots
28%
I don't like chilli.
21%
What's Funnier (the "un-PC " version):
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Farts
12%
falling down the stairs
18%
tripping over something
6%
pantyhose still stucked inside skirt (undies showing)
6%
a hair toupee or comb-over flapping in the wind
0%
bumping into a pole (or somesuch) while walking
25%
playing some prank on someone (not hurting of course...)
25%
foreign object landing in soup (or food)
0%
burning the cooking (ie. with guests waiting)
0%
ok, Other...there's gotta be more (in Comments)
6%
If a bunch of existentialists meet at a convention...are they really there?
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
No
0%
Yes
0%
F*** off and die, idle pigs
0%
owww..my brain hurts now!!!
16%
Yes and No
50%
I don't answer existentialist-minded polls.
0%
...(no answer)
33%
Other?
0%
Can nihilists give 'constructive advice'?
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
No
20%
Yes
60%
F*** off and die, idle pigs!!
0%
Yes: ie. "Don't post any more polls, boots. Nice use of grammar though."
0%
...(no answer)
20%
Other, more nihilistic answer...(comment here)
0%
At work, I'm surrounded by:
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
friggin' idiots...
42%
wonderful work colleages...
28%
the stench of office politics...and coffee
14%
I work alone, so...
0%
I try not to think about anything other than doing the work
0%
various machines, and noise/s
0%
all of the above (except #4)
14%
Other..?
0%
plead: "Please don't sing anymore..."
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Rod Stewart
16%
Bob Dylan
16%
Bob Geldoff
8%
any of the Monkees
16%
Elton John
8%
other
0%
other
8%
Other!! (please share)
25%
Someone clear this up for me: Is the same story with a different "take" (ie. poses new information), on a diffeen webpage, by a different writer a "Re-post"?
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Yes.
10%
damn straight, it is!
0%
sitting on the fence of being a "Re-post"
0%
No.
70%
dunno...
10%
depends on the administrator's mood that day
10%
If you could spend 15 mins. inside a brain (a la "Being John Malkovich") who would you rather spend it in?
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Donald Trump
12%
a stem cell research scientist
8%
George Dubya
20%
Ozzy Osbourne
8%
Micheal Moore
8%
a whale (not in captivity)
20%
Angelina Jolie
20%
Jim Carrey
0%
John Malkovich
0%
Other? (please share...)
0%
Men, you are more sexually attracted to a 'rosebud' that is:
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
neatly trimmed, but the real "V" shape
36%
shaved to the 'landing-strip' look
15%
'commando' (waxed/no hair)
26%
no trimming - bring me my 70's Afro queen!
10%
shaved in some sexy shape (ie. heart-shaped)
0%
bleached
0%
braided, dreadlocked, moussed,etc...(styled)
0%
other...? (please comment)
10%
At a (good) party, you generally gravitate towards:
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
the smokers
16%
the jokers
4%
the midnight tokers...
4%
the music makers or artsy types
8%
the conversational/intellectual types
20%
the active types (playing pool/dancing, etc.)
24%
the horny types looking to 'hook up'
0%
"gravitate", nuthin! I go and play bongos naked alone, dude!
0%
I don't 'do' parties. (sigh)
16%
A mix of these or "Other" that I will gladly share in my comments...
8%
Be honest: How often do you change your bed sheets?
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Once a week
8%
twice a month or so...
16%
once a month or so...
36%
er, once every coupla months....er, if I've 'had company'
12%
only when and if I've had 'company'
4%
almost never, even if I've had 'company'
4%
damn...now you're embarrassing me
12%
ok. Never in my whole g**damned life, ok!!! are you happy?!
4%
I take the Fifth on this question...on account of it could be damaging to my LF reputation/image. Ahem.
4%
when they are bloody well worn out to the bone and disintegrating...I might change them. Once.
0%
Fill in the blank: "This ______ is limp, man"
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
beach
0%
party
0%
job
12%
week
0%
leg
12%
sexual appendage
12%
wrist
0%
sandwich
12%
pizza
12%
other...?????
37%
Poppa ...
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
was a rolling stone
33%
looked a bit like a "Rolling Stone"...
0%
when he died....all he left me was a L*O*A*N*...
0%
was a distant (or) authoritative (or) selfish pr**k
11%
keep in touch often, miss him
0%
good person, not a good dad...
11%
don't keep in touch often, don't really miss him...
22%
don't really know my Poppa
0%
Other Poppa situation...?
22%
How 'Grinch-y' are you re: Christmas shopping?
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
resent it with a passion...
6%
drag my butt to the stores...then start to enjoy myself
6%
hate looking for parking, hate the line-ups, hate the muzak...and so on
20%
ok, but picky: prefer shopping with specific ideas in mind
33%
ok, not picky: prefer shopping with no ideas at all
13%
Great! love the malls, the people, the hustle and bustle...
0%
Big, ugly Grinch and proud of it
0%
Mediocre pseudo-Grinch and proud of it
0%
not a Grinch at all. And I'm not a 'proud' type :)
20%
Other..?
0%
Least favourite Jerry?
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Jerry Falwell
76%
Jerry Lewis
11%
Jerry Sienfeld
0%
Jerry Springfield
0%
Jerry (of "Ben and Jerry's" fame)
5%
Jerri the bitch from (older) "Survivor"
5%
Other Jerry...?
0%
Hey, I have no problem with Jerry's...EVER.
0%
Most Over-exposed Blonde du jour...
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Paris Hilton!!!
38%
Britney Spears!!
0%
Jessica Simpson!
9%
Anna Nicole Smith!
0%
(accidental wardrobe malfunction by) Tara Reid
0%
Who me? I have no trouble with seeing them everywhere!
4%
Ecch...sick of hearing about (most or all) of them!
33%
Other unmentioned bleached beauty who is getting on yer nerves..?
0%
Hey, it's the media and their publicists who should be shot!
14%
(assuming you 'surf' stations frequently) You IMMEDIATELY switch radio stations when you hear strains of:
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
anything Celine Dion
16%
anything Mariah Carey (or other overblown 'Diva')
22%
anything "electronic voice" box-y
0%
Limp Bizkit (other overblown alt. rock act)
16%
anything New Age-y
0%
anything STARTING with a saxophone
5%
anything you might in an elevator (or while pushing a shopping cart)
11%
anything Leonard Skynnyrd (or the like...)
0%
anything country
5%
Other comtemptable acts..?
22%
Do you "Love Raymond"?
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
nope, hate him
46%
dont' watch it, don't care
13%
yesss, I looove Raymond
6%
no, but I like other sitcoms though...
0%
all sitcoms, including "Raymond"- SUCK
13%
Is there intelligent life in tv land??
6%
Where is that Leonard Nemoy show again..? Damn.
13%
boots is considering getting a tattoo...so "Got a tattie?"
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Yes, I lurv it...
14%
Yes, but I regret it...
0%
No
85%
Not anymore - had it laser removed
0%
Are you ready..??
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
hell, I was BORN ready
38%
I am never ready...
0%
I'm just makin' this up as I go along...
23%
They call me "Ready Freddie"
0%
is there even such a thing as being 'ready'??
15%
Don't believe in 'preparing' for stuff...
23%
Martha Stewart doing time...
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
it's a "Good thing"
0%
unjust- blown out of proportion
14%
she 'made her bed', now she lies in it (well, the cot)
42%
she'll still make a profit somehow...
42%
other comment..?
0%
What's hotter:
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
skanky granny panties
11%
fruit of the Looms
0%
Hanes Her Way
11%
lacy 'boy-shorts'
33%
hot pants
44%
What's hotter:
Posted by boots 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
skanky granny panties
0%
fruit of the Looms
0%
Hanes Her Way
14%
lacy 'boy-shorts'
21%
hot pants
14%
thong-th-thong-thongs...
35%
going 'commando'
0%
see through any type of panty
14%
Other?
0%