Is the filter still relevant, man?
Posted by bozino 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Yes
11%
No
23%
Bacon
5%
Preteen Helen Hunt
17%
Bowling shoes
0%
Catfish
5%
Hendrix
17%
Whale
0%
Fish
11%
Meat
0%
YMC: "If a tree falls....." version
Posted by bozino 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
....in the forest, does anybody hear?
0%
I prefer "If I had a Rocket Launcher"
100%
More satisfying:
Posted by bozino 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Touching Bill O'Reilly with your junk covered in tapioca pudding
75%
Touching Bill O'Reilly with your junk covered in butterscotch pudding
25%
Have you ever seen the filter with no active polls?
Posted by bozino 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Yes
77%
No. And thanks for ruining it, jerk.
22%
Are these performance reviews going to write themselves?
Posted by bozino 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Yes
60%
No
0%
Just get the damn things over with, will ya?
40%
Have you ever posted a poll by accident
Posted by bozino 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Yes
37%
No
25%
D'oh
37%
Have you ever humped a Polish sex doll?
Posted by bozino 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Tak
14%
Nie
71%
D'ohlala
14%
Have you ever poned a Polish sex-hump doll?
Posted by bozino 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Yes
50%
No
50%
That's disgusting!
0%
How many spaces do you type after a period?
Posted by bozino 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
One
37%
Two
43%
Three
0%
Eleventy Bajillion
6%
None
0%
Otter
6%
Enough to fit a slice of bacon through
6%
Correct name for a male otter
Posted by bozino 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Meowter
14%
Bastard
85%
YMC!
Posted by bozino 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Banana
16%
Orange
83%
YMC!
Posted by bozino 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Knock knock
25%
Who's there?
75%
YMC!
Posted by bozino 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Cough Drop
41%
Lozenge
58%
Are you going to post any more polls that stretch out the sidebar?
Posted by bozino 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
You betcha
71%
Nope
14%
Ooops - sorry about that
14%
Are you going, or have you gone, to a state fair this year?
Posted by bozino 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Yes, dammitalltohellbecauseIHATEthedamnstatefair
16%
Yes, and it was/will be awesome
0%
No
66%
I don't live in a state, you stoopid bacon eating American
8%
What is the meaning of S01E11?
Posted by bozino 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Foop's work password
0%
Foop's mistress's gchat id
9%
Foop's code word for launching the great MN jihad of 2010
27%
Foop's leet spelling of 'Soleil'
18%
Foop's NAMBLA password
27%
Foop's latest lame attempt at a word in Lexulous
0%
Foop's code name for bacon
18%
YMC:
Posted by bozino 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Watching Guy Fieri
0%
Stuffing your head in a bag containing a rabid wolverine.
100%
YMC
Posted by bozino 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
SHARK
18%
WARRIOR
0%
PUDDING
18%
ok, yeah, I see he busted the YMC rules, so I'll vote here. Good try, boz
9%
ok, yeah, I see he busted the YMC rules, so I'll vote here. You suck, boz
18%
Did I mention the buffalo chicken sammich I had today...that had BACON on it?
36%
OK. So, it happened. Until I posted this, there were no open polls. What are YOU going to do about it?
Posted by bozino 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Eat more cheetos.
5%
Watch some porn.
30%
Eat more cheetos and watch porn.
10%
Maybe post a poll.
0%
Leave me alone! AB's mom doesn't just do herself!
0%
Well, actually, she does.
0%
Get off some old guy's lawn
0%
Get off ON some old guy's lawn
10%
stab stab stab
5%
Enjoy some bacon, porn, cheetos and AB's mom.
40%
YMC: Pachelbel's Canon in D Major:
Posted by bozino 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
An enjoyable piece of Baroque music
50%
Kill stabby stab kill
50%
After today, there would only be one active poll had I not posted this. Are you okay with that??
Posted by bozino 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes. Fsck filter polls.
20%
This is not copacetic.
50%
Something about bacon.
30%
YMC:
Posted by bozino 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Take a day and a half vacation, forego your entire weekend, drive 300+ miles (likely in torrential rain at least one way), spend $400 plus on hotel and food, all to spend 3 1/2 days at an uncomfortable pool in another city to watch your kid swim 800 yards
66%
Be a crappy dad and disappoint your kid.
33%
Have you ever posted a poll to wreck someone else's poll?
Posted by bozino 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes
37%
No
62%
YMC:
Posted by bozino 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
10 foot pole
63%
10 foot poll
36%
Is this poll necessary?
Posted by bozino 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes.
55%
No.
44%
Is this poll unnecessary?
Posted by bozino 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
No.
58%
Yes.
41%
Preferred Browser
Posted by bozino 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
IE
11%
Opera
27%
Safari
5%
Other
38%
I have had it with that fscking bloated Firefox that needs 10x the amount of memory to hold the same page as crappy IE
16%
Technical name for LowFlyingMule's Popsicle situation
Posted by bozino 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Popsickle Cell Anemia
50%
Popkinson's Disease
10%
KingofPop Syndrome
0%
Popis envy
0%
Popsicle Goes LFM's Weasel
10%
POP3
10%
It's not Pop, it's S-O-D-A, dammit!
0%
PopTropicaLowFlyingMule
10%
BaconPop
10%
Other (comment)
0%
YMC: Coconut Popsicle
Posted by bozino 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Ugh. Throw that fscking evil abomination out
88%
It's a popsicle. It must be eaten.
11%
YMC: Banana Popsicle
Posted by bozino 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
mmmm. I love them. I'm LowFlyingMule, and they're F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S!
33%
ah jeez, what a waste of poll effort
66%