The greater masterwork:
Posted by budfields 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Bach's B Minor Mass
36%
Beethoven's Ninth Symphony
63%
GOP anti-PBS attack dog Kenneth Y. Tomlinson's middle initial stands for:
Posted by budfields 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
YetanotherGOPliar
11%
YwasInotbeatenenoughasachild
11%
Yobsessed with Bill Moyers
33%
YAmITooCowardlyToTakeActionsPublicly
33%
Yttrium
0%
Y'all come back now ya heah?
11%
Scientology is:
Posted by budfields 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Lame
33%
Perhaps the most dangerous cult extant today
0%
Incomprehensible
16%
The best reason to hate Tom Cruise
5%
Run by scary people who should all be imprisoned immediately
11%
A frightening cult which goes unchallenged for reasons we know not
33%
When will the Republicans lose control of at least one house of Congress?
Posted by budfields 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
2006, one house only
75%
2006, both houses
12%
2008, one house
0%
2008, both
0%
2010
0%
2012
0%
Longer
0%
They will never give up power without a violent uprising
12%
Other
0%
The Dutch and French have just toasted the EU Constitution. You are:
Posted by budfields 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Pleased; Europeans annoy me and I like seeing them in disarray
0%
Pleased; I favor EU integration but this Constitution was flawed
57%
Saddened; a great effort to create another grand world democracy has been injured
42%
Don't care
0%
You must cheese (Midwest edition):
Posted by budfields 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Maytag blue
37%
Wisconsin cheddar
62%
How do you want the global power struggles to turn out?
Posted by budfields 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
USA! USA!
27%
Return of the USSR
0%
European Union dominates for a century
0%
China/India/Japan axis ascendent
0%
Balance of power continues
18%
Global war and re-alignment
4%
Humanity exterminates self
9%
Aliens invade; conquer
18%
One World Government evolves
22%
When is the best time to have sex?
Posted by budfields 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Morning
15%
Noon
0%
Afternoon
10%
Classic late-night sex
25%
Whenever I can get some
30%
Quick, before she wakes up
20%
Other
0%
The best way to get something delivered is:
Posted by budfields 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
US Postal Service
6%
FedEx
26%
UPS
13%
Courier
0%
Deliver it yourself
46%
Other
6%
Texas Supreme Court "Justice" Priscilla Owen should be:
Posted by budfields 13 years ago, closed 12 years ago
confirmed as a Federal appeals court judge
13%
voted down
20%
killed by filibuster
13%
jailed for taking campaign money from folks who had cases before her
40%
forced into early retirement
13%
Possession of 1 oz. or less of marijuana should be:
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Legal for those over 21
88%
A civil fine of $100 or less, no jail time or record
0%
A misdemeanor punishable by small fine but no jail time
8%
A misdemeanor with fine and short jail time (weeks not months)
0%
A felony with jail time measured in years
4%
Be honest: if your car had to run one of the major OSes, which would you choose?
Posted by budfields 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Windows
25%
MacOS X
18%
Solaris
6%
NetBSD/other BSD
0%
Debian
12%
some other Linux flavor
12%
other
25%
The best sauce/preparation for steak is:
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Nothing; the meat speaks for itself
13%
Salt and pepper
27%
A-1
4%
Some sort of hot sauce
0%
Some sort of barbeque sauce
0%
Montreal steak seasoning
13%
My own custom marinade
22%
My own custom spice mixture
4%
Other (comment s'il vous plait)
13%
Why did Bud find the Charlotte, NC airport to suck in maximal quantities?
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Smoking allowed throughout airport
0%
Smoking seemingly actually REQUIRED throughout airpot
29%
Marlboros passed out to exiting passengers
0%
Too many bad cowboy hats
5%
Idiot fake cowboys in tight, fake-cock-emphasizing, ironed jeans and t-shirts about tits
29%
Amusing interplay between "elite" clothing shops and fact that all clothes were fumigated with nicotine before purchase
0%
NO DAMN WI-FI
17%
Unintelligible Southern spoken on airport intercom
17%
Which Orwell-speak phrase will the Bush Administration employ to whitewash today
Posted by budfields 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
"Healthy Drive-Thru Forests"
33%
"Who Needs Forests, Anyway?"
33%
"We're the Real Environmentalists"
11%
"SUVs are People Too"
22%
"What's Good for Corporate Coffers is Good for You"
0%
You must choose the new Brit PM:
Posted by budfields 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Tony Blair
41%
Austin Powers
25%
some conservative guy
0%
Roger Moore
16%
closest living findable relative of Winston Churchill
0%
someone else
16%
What is the best stuffing for olives?
Posted by budfields 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Nothing
16%
Garlic
33%
Pimentos
8%
Jalapeños
8%
Doesn't matter as long as it's in a martini
25%
Doesn't matter as long as it's on pizza
8%
What is the conclave of Cardinals REALLY doing in the Sistine Chapel between votes?
Posted by budfields 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Praying
0%
Reporting in to Tom DeLay, their Satanic leader
0%
Ordering Pope-roni pizza and Diet Popesi
0%
Using censers as gigantic hashish burners and listening to Parliament LPs
27%
Playing Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City
72%
Reading the works of L. Ron Hubbard
0%
other
0%
Which is the better Kojak?
Posted by budfields 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
White Kojak (Telly Savalas)
20%
Black Kojak (Ving Rhames)
20%
They both rock
10%
They both suck
50%
The new Google Maps (now with integrated satellite images) is:
Posted by budfields 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
The greatest web mapping service ever
50%
The greatest thing since sliced bread
0%
The greatest phenomenon of any kind in human history
4%
Better than bacon
9%
Better than sex
0%
Better than world peace
4%
Kinda average
31%
The best TV crime series is:
Posted by budfields 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Law & Order
20%
CSI
33%
Quincy
0%
Homicide
0%
Columbo
33%
other
13%
How many, and what type of, horse heads did Bush-taper Doug Wead find in his bed?
Posted by budfields 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
One
0%
Two; one to make him turn the tapes over to W's cover-up artist; one to force the apology
62%
GOP mobs also threatened and harassed his family
37%
The same type as in The Godfather
0%
Get your prediction on the record; who will win the 2005 World Series?
Posted by budfields 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Boston
0%
NY Yankees
14%
St. Louis
7%
Houston
7%
LA Dodgers
0%
Oakland
0%
Chicago Cubs
21%
Atlanta
21%
Minnesota
0%
Other (comment)
28%
Which Republican is most likely to be gay?
Posted by budfields 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
George W. Bush
24%
Dick Cheney
16%
Karl Rove
16%
Rick Santorum
44%
Ortenzia Caviglia is actually:
Posted by budfields 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
The love child of baseball star Pete Incaviglia
10%
part of the light cavalry of Napoleon's army
21%
named Hortense
10%
a horologist
10%
the composer of Cavalleria Rusticana
10%
the inspiration for "the O.C."
36%
Who is the worst President in U.S. history?
Posted by budfields 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
George W. Bush
61%
Millard Fillmore
0%
George H. W. Bush
0%
Dick Cheney (yes, he's served as President, contrary to popular belief)
4%
Karl Rove (see above)
4%
Herbert Hoover
19%
Warren Harding
9%
Calvin Coolidge
0%
What is your favorite brass instrument?
Posted by budfields 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Trumpet
16%
Trombone
33%
Horn
25%
Tuba/Euphonium
0%
Cornetto
0%
Sackbut
0%
8%
Flugelhorn
8%
Other
8%
What is your favorite wind instrument?
Posted by budfields 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Flute (traverse)
14%
Oboe/English Horn
9%
Clarinet
14%
Bassoon
9%
Saxophone
19%
Recorder
4%
anything Yanni plays
0%
anything Yanni does not play
0%
When are you going to get to the brass instruments?
4%
Other
23%
What's your favorite third party?
Posted by budfields 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Green Party
16%
Libertarian Party
44%
Constitution Party
0%
Reform Party
5%
Socialist Party
5%
Personal Choice Party (Porn Star Party)
11%
0%
Dance Party '78
0%
Whatever party I can stagger to after my first two parties
16%
What is your favorite/most loathed object that the artist Christo has wrapped?
Posted by budfields 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago