hodor
Posted by cornpone 2 years ago, closed 1 year ago
hodor
0%
hodor
0%
HODOR
0%
hodor
20%
HODOR
0%
HODOR
0%
HODOR
60%
hodor
0%
hodor
0%
HODOR
20%
All the polls are closed
Posted by cornpone 2 years ago, closed 2 years ago
Bernie!
28%
Quimby!
28%
Mac you can click this option. :D
14%
Hillrod
0%
Trumpet noises
14%
One of those other really, really weird dudes
0%
something else
14%
What's fancier?
Posted by cornpone 2 years ago, closed 2 years ago
Swinging from a chandelier
83%
Trashin' the hotel
16%
Something else
0%
Will you continue to eat Christ-fil-a's Chik'n?
Posted by cornpone 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
yep
33%
nope
33%
not as often as i used to
16%
hell naw
0%
I live in mini-soda
0%
I'm gonna eat moar of that chik'n nao that iheard they hate the gayz
16%
Orange you glad I didn't vote banana?
Posted by cornpone 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
yes
33%
66%
Saturday?
Posted by cornpone 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Uruguay
100%
S. Korea
0%
Who's got long balls?
Posted by cornpone 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
I've got long balls
12%
He's got long balls
0%
Beag has the longest balls of them all
87%
I'm in the mood to:
Posted by cornpone 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
move to the left 3 feet, goddammit
0%
slide to the right hundred feet, goddammit
0%
fall down the steps 4 flights, goddammit
14%
fly in the air 12 feet muthafuck
35%
move my body like a weasel, goddammit
42%
whip your body with a tire iron
7%
Man, You really gotta smell this...
Posted by cornpone 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
* A used diaper loaded with Indian food
45%
* Bigfoot’s dick
27%
* A lump of feces covered in burnt hair
27%
Pie?
Posted by cornpone 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
The Idea
35%
The real thing
64%
What is the best?
Posted by cornpone 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
LFM's dialated peepus hole
10%
LFM's penis curvature
20%
LFM's cystisis
20%
LFM's kidney stones
0%
LFM's sexual dysfunction
10%
LFM's urinary tract infection
0%
LFM's mother's bacony fresh taint
40%
How many more days till SharKWeeK2009?
Posted by cornpone 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Six more days!!!
16%
Five more days!!
8%
Four more days!!!
0%
THREE MOAR DAYSSS
8%
TWO!! TWOO!!! MORES DAYS TILLSHARKSEWEEKSS!!!!!
0%
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8%
OMFG HOLYFZCKING YEAYAYYYYYYYYY!!!!! BEST SHARK!!!! FZUKK!!!!! YEAHHHH!!!!OMFG!!!!!!!
58%
Hershey
Posted by cornpone 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Krackel
50%
Mr Goodbar
50%
I went to Henry's stag party and all I got was this lousy _________ .
Posted by cornpone 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
This is a survey.
0%
It's important, so fill in the blank.
100%
XIV?
Posted by cornpone 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Notices how time seems slower in the last half of the hour than the first half if he has an analog clock by him, and vice versa if it's digital.
0%
Iz batshzt
100%
Have you seen my "guns" yet?
Posted by cornpone 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
HUUUUUUUGE
20%
grin, squint eyes, and shake head "yes" in slow motion.
20%
|_o_|
60%
HULKAMANIA!
0%
What would you put in a booty pinata?
Posted by cornpone 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
condoms
5%
love cuffs
0%
mints
11%
clear acrylic nun-chucks
5%
Led Zeppelin IV
16%
lube
22%
cigars
0%
"C" batteries
5%
toothbrush
0%
Something else?
33%
I need three adjectives for my OkCupid profile.
Posted by cornpone 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
50%
A little help..
50%
Pick one:
Posted by cornpone 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Penis Enlargement
65%
Cleared up zits
35%
When you see a typo on the tubes, do you look down at your keyboard and see if the wrong letter typed is next to the one that should have been?
Posted by cornpone 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
73%
No
13%
Huh?
6%
Say what?
6%
What is your cell phone volume set to?
Posted by cornpone 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
1
0%
2
9%
3
4%
4
4%
5
9%
6
0%
7
0%
Vibrate
36%
Silent
4%
Something else?
31%
God:
Posted by cornpone 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
We made Him/Her
86%
He/She made us
13%
QuickTrip IS a restaurant?
Posted by cornpone 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
HOT DOGS AND NACHOS AND TAQUITOS AND EGG ROLLS!!!
63%
No
36%
Something else
0%
What did you give up for lent?
Posted by cornpone 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Fasting
5%
Prayer
5%
Smoking
0%
The tubes
0%
Bacon
0%
Bologna
5%
Pimento Cheese Sandwiches
5%
PREG'n HER BODY
55%
Shine
0%
Something else?
22%
How many bonus points do I get for this poll?
Posted by cornpone 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
10
33%
100
16%
2000
0%
80,000,000
50%
Good Morning Captain.
Posted by cornpone 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Morning Joe
0%
Morning call
50%
Mornings with Lorri & Larry
0%
Money for Breakfast
50%
Morning inspiration with Bro
0%
Morning express with R. Meade
0%
American Morning
0%
Good Morning America
0%
Mike & Mike in the morning
0%
The greatest evil of our time?
Posted by cornpone 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Flickr
42%
UAE
57%
Do you wanna get some of my duckets?
Posted by cornpone 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
83%
No
16%
Who's more Fuzzy?
Posted by cornpone 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Norbert
57%
Hatepup
42%
Have you ever woken from a slumber to find someone giving you teh sexy time?
Posted by cornpone 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
zzzzzzzzzz...AAYYYYE!!
60%
no
40%