YMC: preferable method of getting through the next two hours?
Posted by crataegus 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Conference call
0%
Burning yourself with a soldering iron
100%
YMC: substitute of bacon?
Posted by crataegus 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Tempeh w/soy sauce, liquid smoke, and maple syrup
40%
Cutting out your own tongue
60%
YMC: sore foot edition
Posted by crataegus 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Go to bed when getting out of work, set alarm to go to doctor in the afternoon.
100%
Go to doctor right away.
0%
Monday night on A and E makes you feel
Posted by crataegus 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Healthy
0%
Panicked
0%
Terrified
0%
Relieved
0%
Horrified
0%
Disgusted
0%
Like cleaning
0%
Some combination of the above (please add in comments)
57%
None of the above
28%
Other (please add in comments)
14%
Choose crat
Posted by crataegus 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Comfy Sofa
11%
TV that doesn't flicker and slant
11%
Laptop to replace overheating computer
55%
A dozen cases of $2 Chuck
22%
You must (kill yourself with) drink!
Posted by crataegus 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Bleach
36%
Diet Rite Cola
63%
You're granted a superpower by your fairy godmother. You choose:
Posted by crataegus 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Bacon vision
13%
Breathing under otters
6%
The ability to shoot fried chicken from your finger tips
6%
Fine chocolates appear when you snap your fingers
13%
You can eat whatever you want and never gain weight
40%
Every time you crack a knuckle, a Juggalo dies.
20%
The ability to run faster than a speeding fleeble
0%
YMWatermelon!
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago, closed 7 years ago
With Salt
0%
Without Salt
100%
YM punch! Today
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
In the taint
72%
In the mouth
27%
Choose crat's own adventure! Bacon edition
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Buy more bacon
50%
For the love of Gusano Rojo, get some lettuce or something.
0%
Dalek
16%
Dalek
16%
Truck
16%
Will Schazzy drive home and kick Crat's ass after receiving a text message w/the lyrics to Hey There Delilah?
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes
10%
Of Course
20%
No
0%
Bacon
10%
Exterminate
60%
You will bring crataegus Nutella.
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes
21%
I obey
21%
Exterminate
57%
Will you go to Jo-Ann's for Crataegus?
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
No
18%
Yes
12%
Bacon
6%
Peppermint
12%
Felatio
12%
Cunnilingus
12%
Pederasty
0%
Father, why do these words sound so nasty?
25%
Best prize on the gameshow Schroedinger's Dishwasher
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Clean dishes
0%
Dirty dishes
0%
Radioactive Death dishes
75%
Kittybacon
25%
A blog/podcast about zombies says something really stupid (bordering on denialism). Do you
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Call them out. They're promoting stupidity, and no one gets a free pass when it comes to making the world stupid.
45%
They know zomibies and nothing else, f.f.s. Lighten up.
0%
Bacon
54%
Choose crat's own adventure! Beet puree edition.
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Beet gnocchi
44%
Beet bread
11%
Red velvet cake
11%
Veggie burgers
33%
Guy Fieri is...
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
annoying
0%
a schmuck
18%
a poor excuse for a fat guy in a bowling shirt
63%
disgusting
0%
in poor taste
9%
in Columbia, SC today
9%
Is it sad to want more remixes of Bill Nye, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Carl Sagan, Richard Feynman, and Stephen Hawking?
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
No
50%
Yes
21%
For the love of Gusano Rojo, go outside.
28%
What do you do with the phone numbers of 3 children aged 10 and 12?
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Smile, nod, thank their mother.
0%
Record them because you love those kids.
9%
Pray you don't get text messages saying "I need you to come pick me up. Bring your saw, duct tape, and trash bags."
18%
Drink heavily because children that young are texting.
72%
Are you a rapist?
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes
0%
No
27%
Maybe
9%
Wtf?
63%
Are you really that f'cking stupid?
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes
70%
No
20%
Bacon is a vegetable.
10%
Should crat go to a meeting of Godless Columbia, the closest thing to a skeptics' group in this area?
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
No
10%
Yes
30%
Comedy gold
30%
There aren't enough glibertarian aspergers in your life as it is.
30%
Do you feel overnetworked?
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes
9%
No
36%
I can't keep my online identities straight anymore.
0%
I can't keep my online identities gay anymore.
18%
Bacon
18%
Jimi Hendrix
18%
How long will it be before crat experiences unbelievable stomach cramps due to taking his drugs on an empty stomach?
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Twenty minutes
25%
One hour
25%
Two hours
0%
Now
50%
Would you respond to a casual encounters ad on craigslist if they offered to clean your home in exchange for being nude and degraded?
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes
28%
No
0%
Ew
28%
Hell yeah
28%
Bacon
14%
How will you commemorate the death of Edward R Kennedy?
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Drinking until your liver fails.
36%
Driving off a bridge.
18%
Being an outspoken voice for those less advantaged than yourself.
9%
Telling your extended family to keep it in their pants.
18%
You didn't come here with pants, and you're not leaving with pants.
18%
True or False: Getting a box of wine and a Publix fried chicken platter then passing out until it's time for work is a good idea.
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
True
41%
False
33%
Bacon
25%
Do you enjoy telling politicians that you will vote against them because they spammed you?
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes
75%
No
0%
Bacon
12%
Tempeh
12%
YM Immature Response to Someone Being Wrong on the Internet...Vegan Edition
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Fried chicken catapult
55%
Paté de foie gras gun
44%
YM Twix!
Posted by crataegus 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
With coffee
83%
Without coffee
16%