Condoms, Cheap, easy, fast, party favors!
Foam, lets play Doctor baby,,,
Sponge, Oh Lucy,,,I'm Home!!
Pill: Yes I took it yesterday, but maybe I'll take 2 today!
I got Rhythm, I got music, I got my Gal,,knocked up!
Nothing but oral,,,no problems!
Nothing but anal,,,no problems!
Implants: We control your horizontal and your vertical
IUD's: Anything with a string is good enough for me!
The S.O.'s plumbing has been yanked,,but I still miss_______Fill in blank:)