PREG HER BODY?
Posted by fabulon7 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
I can't afford one.
57%
I can't afford not to have one!
42%
Have you ever been in a band that has played a Stooges cover?
Posted by fabulon7 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
0%
No
87%
Bonus points for telling us what you covered in the comments.
12%
Have you ever purchased a hotcake?
Posted by fabulon7 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes
68%
No
13%
Wtf is a hotcake?
18%
"We need to be careful and economic wise" -- True or False?
Posted by fabulon7 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
True
50%
False
50%
Do you make more money than I do?
Posted by fabulon7 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes.
18%
No.
81%
Who won the debate?
Posted by fabulon7 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Stephane Dion
13%
Stephen Harper
0%
Jack Layton
0%
Gilles Duceppe
0%
Elizabeth May
6%
Stuff it, you dirty Canuck bastard. No one cares.
80%
Next time, should I post a meaningful post?
Posted by fabulon7 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes.
15%
No!
53%
What does anything mean, anyway?
30%
Why is the poll about beards?
Posted by fabulon7 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Freud
71%
Other
28%
Strangest statement in the LF FAQ?
Posted by fabulon7 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Here are the levels and the XP required to reach them: both love and hate that I can get to work mail via the web
100%
Other
0%
Do you ever remember to check the results of closed polls?
Posted by fabulon7 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yes, if the poll was one I posted.
13%
Yes, yes I do.
39%
No.
17%
I don't check because I don't care.
8%
Abe Lincoln.
21%
Are you regularly invited to illegal lesbian performance art events?
Posted by fabulon7 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yes
21%
No
78%
Is any part of your car held together with tape? (Only counting things that shouldn't be help together with tape.)
Posted by fabulon7 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes
27%
No
36%
I don't have a car
36%
Is there something screwed up with the NCS?
Posted by fabulon7 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes. I miss tonnes of comments I only accidentally stuble across later.
50%
No. You are an idiot.
8%
NCS?
8%
Abe Lincoln.
33%
Did you ever meet a vegetarian while hiding?
Posted by fabulon7 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes
28%
No
71%
Other
0%
Best Precipitation
Posted by fabulon7 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Rain
20%
Snow
20%
Hail
0%
Freezing rain
0%
Volcanic Ash
30%
Fallout
20%
Other (Abe Lincoln?)
10%
Which is funnier?
Posted by fabulon7 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Anus
41%
Rectum
58%
The 400th Poll About Pizza
Posted by fabulon7 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Deep dish
22%
Thin crust, wood-burning oven
44%
Normal crust
11%
Whole wheat or Spelt crust
5%
No crust, just pop the toppings in a blender
0%
Calzone / Panzerotto style
11%
I hate pizza
5%
Other
0%
Would I be justified in 1-voting anything with the word 'iPod' in it?
Posted by fabulon7 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes
60%
No, jerk.
40%
Other
0%
Do you know the capital city of Canada?
Posted by fabulon7 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes
71%
No
7%
...just a sec...uhh...yep, now I do.
14%
Whattya mean it's not Toronto?
7%
What the hell?
Posted by fabulon7 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
I dunno dude, I dunno.
11%
Meh, whatever.
0%
Uh, beats the piss out of me.
11%
Yeah, seriously, WHAT THE HELL?
70%
Other
5%
In A Can: Fish
Posted by fabulon7 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Sardines
0%
Kippers
0%
Anchovies
11%
Herring
0%
Tuna
58%
Salmon
29%
Other
0%
Expel your gas!
Posted by fabulon7 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Burp
38%
Fart
61%
Other
0%
Are you a total loser?
Posted by fabulon7 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
No
0%
No
18%
No
0%
Of course not
18%
No
9%
Yes
45%
Option C
9%
Are 'pone and 'bone total losers?
Posted by fabulon7 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
FUCK YEAH!!!
50%
god d*mn right!
50%
Do you listen to music every day?
Posted by fabulon7 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes
88%
No
12%
Other
0%
Religion
Posted by fabulon7 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Christian
30%
Hindu
0%
Islamic-normal
3%
Islamic-extremist
3%
Jewish
0%
Buddhist
0%
Shinto
0%
Gnostic
6%
Atheist
30%
Other (please, dear god, no more Tom Cruise jokes)
26%
Monogamy
Posted by fabulon7 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Easy
27%
Possible
55%
Difficult
11%
Impossible
0%
Other. (Abe Lincoln.)
5%
Time Zone
Posted by fabulon7 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Newfoundland
10%
Other
90%
When you have a drink with ice in it, do you eat the ice cubes?
Posted by fabulon7 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes
47%
No
47%
(Other?)
4%
How can I get my hands on 45,000 XP, quick?
Posted by fabulon7 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Talk to Guido
18%
Talk to Bruno
6%
Talk to God
6%
Stop talking, youre wasting time!
31%
Don't tell me what to do.
6%
Oh yeah?
6%
Yeah!
25%