Who's zoomin' who?
Posted by glitch p-udding 1 year ago, closed 1 year ago
Donald Trump is zoomin' Kanye West
0%
Kanye West is zoomin' Donald Trump
14%
Aretha Franklin is zoomin' everyone
85%
LF crossposts to Twitter and Tumblr. Where should crossposted links take you?
Posted by glitch p-udding 1 year ago, closed 1 year ago
Links should take me to the post on LF.
100%
Links should take me directly to the posted site/article/etc.
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Sloop John ___
Posted by glitch p-udding 1 year ago, closed 1 year ago
A
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B
100%
C
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What did you do while Linkfilter was down?
Posted by glitch p-udding 1 year ago, closed 1 year ago
I bred otters.
12%
I clothed Geena Davis.
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I repeatedly Jonesed myself.
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I cyberstalked FuzzyDave.
25%
I cried and cried and cried.
12%
I coached HatePup through his epic dog fighting career.
0%
I released my first album.
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I estimated my accruing XP.
12%
trepanation Trepanation TREPANATION!
25%
Do you ever click the hidden link in the chatter header?
Posted by glitch p-udding 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
I didn't know there was one.
50%
I click it.
41%
I know it is there and never click it.
8%
I hate the link!
0%
what do your nipples look like?
Posted by glitch p-udding 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
bacon
11%
ham
11%
salami
11%
starfish
11%
garbonzo beans
11%
green beans
0%
coat hooks
11%
chim cham
33%
do you shop at itunes?
Posted by glitch p-udding 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
yes
8%
no
66%
no, i shop at another online store
16%
no, i shop at a DRM-free store
8%
did you donate to the red cross, etc?
Posted by glitch p-udding 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
yes
57%
no
42%
full linux multimedia support on a live cd/dvd
Posted by glitch p-udding 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
ubuntu
57%
knoppix
42%
When did you last use your Floppy?
Posted by glitch p-udding 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
in the last month
42%
in the last 3 months
0%
in the last 6 months
11%
in the last year
3%
over a year
15%
over 3 years
11%
now that i have viagra, i don't ever have to use my floppy again
15%
you are one of a recent rush of brand-spanking-new linkfilter users! where the hell did you come from?
Posted by glitch p-udding 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
please
66%
comment :)
33%
How Many Shannon Tweed Movies Have You Seen (AKA how often do you stay up late and watch Cinemax/Showtime)?
Posted by glitch p-udding 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
65
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there's more than one? i thought i was watching the same one over and over.
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13
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Who is Shannon Tweed?
50%
42
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I'm more of a Lady Joan Severence kind of guy.
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what do you do when someone sprays misogyny all over a poll?
Posted by glitch p-udding 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
ignore it
42%
protest it
31%
other
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have you ever been using a restroom on a sailboat and have choppy water cause the light fixture covert to fall on your wang?
Posted by glitch p-udding 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
of course!
28%
no
71%
did the lf robot use dream power to get another season for arrested development? can it do the same for alf?
Posted by glitch p-udding 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
yes, yes
18%
yes, no
27%
no, no
0%
no, yes
27%
gurgle *urp*
27%
Where did you waste all your time before you found linkfilter?
Posted by glitch p-udding 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
fark
42%
metafilter
23%
salon
0%
yahoo
0%
jplt
3%
drudgereport
3%
betanews
0%
fimoculous
0%
please comment
26%
could god microwave a burrito so hot that he, himself, could not eat it?
Posted by glitch p-udding 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
no
26%
yes
73%
If god stuck his wiener in a burrito, would he get burned? would you eat the burrito?
Posted by glitch p-udding 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
yes. yes.
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no. no.
60%
yes. no.
20%
no. yes.
20%
editorial cartoons in your new comment scan.
Posted by glitch p-udding 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
good
65%
bad
35%
male lf users: have you ever put your schlong in a hot dog bun?
Posted by glitch p-udding 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
yes.
0%
yes, with sauerkraut.
5%
yes, with onions.
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yes, with oninons and saurkraut.
0%
yes, with relish.
0%
yes, with ketchup or mustard or catsup.
0%
no.
84%
i rolled it up in a slice of wheat bread, does that count?
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no, but i once made love to a gyro.
5%
advice: don't put piping hot chilli on your schlong, trust me.
5%
what does fuzzydave look like in your head?
Posted by glitch p-udding 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
bald baby
20%
dave attel
46%
hatepup
20%
janine lindemulder
13%
do you own a turntable (record player) ?
Posted by glitch p-udding 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
yes. a modern turntable, purchased in last 10 years.
24%
yes, an old turntable from 'the time when vinyl ruled'
68%
no. i got rid of mine.
3%
no. i've never owned one.
3%
GIVE ME A BEAT!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by glitch p-udding 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
BOOM TSCK BOOM BOOM TSCK
26%
THUD PSSHHHT THUD PSHHHT
8%
THUD TSSS TSSS
13%
TIKKA TIKKA TIKKA TIKKA
17%
BUDDA BAP BAP BAP PUDHA TING BUDDA TAP
34%
Would you eat glitch's p-udding?
Posted by glitch p-udding 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
you eat glitch's p-udding -- would?
0%
eat glitch's p-udding -- would you?
11%
glitch's p-udding -- would you eat?
0%
p-udding -- would you eat glitch's?
0%
you would eat glitch's p-udding?
11%
glitch's p-udding would eat you?
77%
who is 'deep throat'?
Posted by glitch p-udding 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Fred Fielding
15%
Alexander Haig
10%
Lowell Weicker
5%
William Safire
0%
George H.W. Bush
10%
Linda Lovelace
47%
Pat Buchanan
5%
other
5%
Is 'embiggins' a word?
Posted by glitch p-udding 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
yes. it's a perfectly cromulent word.
80%
no.
20%
have you ever taken a 'memorable' shit?
Posted by glitch p-udding 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
yes, i remember it fondly.
50%
yes, i remember it sourly.
14%
yes, and i laugh every time i think of it.
7%
yes, i keep it in a jar.
14%
no.
14%
do you have customized user preferences?
Posted by glitch p-udding 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
yes, i've customzied the left pane
19%
yes, i've customized skins
3%
yes, i've changed avatars
0%
yes, i've added searches
0%
yes, i've filtered out users
0%
yes, i've filtered out categories
3%
yes, i've changed my personal information
0%
yes, i've changed multiple options
65%
no, i haven't changed anything
0%
i can change my preferences?!?!?!
7%
are you a nevernude?
Posted by glitch p-udding 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
yes
3%
no
63%
huh?
33%
what was the first time you *had* to have a "cool" item as a kid?
Posted by glitch p-udding 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
comment please.
62%
a shirt? a hat? shoes? an album?
37%