10: It's my favorite holiday!
9: It's nice to see the family together.
8: It's a good excuse to stuff myself.
7: It's okay, but I have to travel too far.
6: It's a drag... but at least there's football.
5: Um, I'm vegetarian. What's the big deal?
4: Celebrating screwing the native Americans? Uh-uh.
3: Three words -- my sister's kids. No, thanks,
2: Thanksgiving? Go stuff a turkey up your ass.
1: This is what hell is like, with a side of gravy.