why don't boys like surprises?
Posted by jones 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
what are you talking about? i'm a boy and i LOVE surprises!
64%
thoughts? please comment.
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glitch and jones are having an election day party. what's a good one liner for the invite?
Posted by jones 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
join us. we guarantee it will be more fun than a night at abu ghraib
25%
champagne if we win...canada if we lose
66%
help our sad, writers blocked selves.
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you are at a job interview. they ask about money. how do you respond?
Posted by jones 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
comment below please!
10%
you give them a hard and fast number
50%
you give them a large range
20%
you dodge the question
20%
some other method
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public transportation...
Posted by jones 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
T
20%
Subway
60%
Metro
20%
Tube
0%
El
0%
best jam?
Posted by jones 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
strawberry
22%
blackberry
11%
blueberry
0%
plum
0%
marmalade
0%
raspberry
11%
rhubarb
33%
other....
22%
ew. jam.
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preferred term?
Posted by jones 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
boyfriend
20%
partner
0%
friend
10%
lover
10%
life partner
0%
man friend
0%
love
10%
other half
10%
sidekick
10%
other
30%
you must choose....
Posted by jones 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
new email
41%
new comments
58%
hotter carpenter?
Posted by jones 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
eric from clean sweep: here
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ty from trading spaces here
23%
ultrafastx in a toolbelt and nothing else. (image not available)
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"cyberspace"
Posted by jones 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
from the william gibson book, neuromancer
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from another william gibson book...comment below.
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it's lunchtime...
Posted by jones 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
turkey, lettuce, tomato, red onions, sprouts, havarti cheese on multigrain bread
23%
grilled cheese triangles and tomato soup
29%
tuna melt on pumpernickle
17%
pastrami on rye...dill pickle on the side
23%
cobb salad
0%
a slice
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you are a student, standing between a government tank and freedom of speech. what do you do?
Posted by jones 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
stand in front of the tank. it will stop.
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stand in front of the tank. if it runs toward you, climb onto it.
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stand in front of the tank. if it hits you, you have died for a good cause.
28%
move out of the tank's way.
0%
you wouldn't be anywhere near the tank.
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should jones change her name to smartyjones?
Posted by jones 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
yes.
22%
no...i would miss plain ol' jones
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no...it's too self-referential
11%
yes....it's just self-referential enough
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jones should stop procrastinating and finish her work so she can graduate
33%
glitch should buy jones a pony
22%
some combination of the above (please comment)
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naming a child 'apple'
Posted by jones 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
totally normal...not even worth a poll.
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freakishly weird...but that's celebrities for you.
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someone named their child apple?
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apple like the fruit?
20%
eh...it's not my kid...i don't care.
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which would you rather be?
Posted by jones 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
a butterfly
88%
a cockroach
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You and a person you love are placed in separate locked rooms, with a button within reach. You will both be killed in 60 minutes unless one of you pushes their button. The first to push the button will be immediately killed, but will save the other person. What do you do?
Posted by jones 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
push the button
83%
wait it out
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For $7.5 million, would you allow your mate to be kidnapped and held prisoner for one year with only the most basic amenities (no physical or sexual harm will come to them)?
Posted by jones 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
yes
40%
no
60%
would you ever eat zebra?
Posted by jones 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
yes
88%
no
11%
if fuzzydave barbecued a zebra for you...would you eat it?
Posted by jones 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
yes!
66%
no!
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isn't this a moot point? after all...he lost the office pool.
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if you won 210 dollars in an office betting pool, which of the following would you do?
Posted by jones 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
barbecue a zebra
25%
barbecue a zebra and invite Rupert to join you for pot luck.
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barbecue a zebra, invite Rupert, and rub it in fuzzy's face that you won....and he didn't.
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fuzzy is having a zebra bbq...what should he wear?
Posted by jones 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
ten gallon hat and assless chaps....
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leather pants and matching vest...
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wait...didn't fuzzy lose the office pool???
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suspend disbelief...you are a girl, and you are confronted with the possibility of entering a serious relationship with eddie izzard. he's brilliant, incredibly funny, and attractive. he's also a transvestite. you:
Posted by jones 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
take the offer. he's fantastic.
21%
are on the fence. he's fantastic, but wears makeup and dresses. you're not sure you could handle it.
5%
refuse the offer. as much as you like him, you can't imagine dating a man who wears women's clothing.
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screw the clothes--the big issue here is that he's a comedian. i'd never date a comedian. they're f*d up.
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if he looks better in couture than i do, we have a problem.
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no way. that transvestite thing is totally bizarre.
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you meet an amazing person...smart, gorgeous, funny, down to earth, wealthy, and ready for a commitment. this is everything you've ever wanted. the catch is, (s)he's a porn star. can you have a relationship?
Posted by jones 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
yes. i'd be able to overlook the porn thing.
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only if they stopped the work.
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i'd like to think i'd be able to overlook it, but i probably wouldn't be able to.
31%
no. it's a deal breaker.
18%
i honestly don't know what i'd do.
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will books ever be obsolete?
Posted by jones 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
absolutely.
31%
nope. never.
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what should jones eat for dinner?
Posted by jones 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
thai
33%
chowder
20%
mexican
20%
pizza
20%
diner
0%
other
6%
donald trump...
Posted by jones 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
genius...possibly the greatest man ever to live
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ridiculous...but a fantastic marketer...
40%
meh.
30%
just plain ridiculous
30%
sexiest trait?
Posted by jones 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
fangs
5%
facial tattoos
5%
branding
0%
mohawks
5%
dred locks
5%
lip piercing
29%
hermaphroditic parts
5%
untreatable gas
23%
other.
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martha stewart is 62...what's her secret???
Posted by jones 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
face lift
0%
botox
7%
sold her soul to the devil
92%
is it snowing there?
Posted by jones 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
yes
46%
no
53%
would you rather
Posted by jones 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
fight mike tyson
50%
talk like him
50%
would you rather
Posted by jones 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
look like the ayatollah
33%
look like the pope
66%