What should I do for my semi-retirement job? (Assuming I semi-retire.)
Posted by jtown 7 years ago, closed 7 years ago
Game show audience member
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Game show participant
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Talk radio call-in troll
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Amateur pornographer
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Writer
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Roadie
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Carny
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Creepy carny
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"...walk the Earth"
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Other/Comment
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On a social network, have you ever posted a link to something funny, and hardly get a reaction, and later someone posts to the same thing, and tons of comments come in to say how new and funny that was?
Posted by jtown 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Face it jtown, none of the cool kids read your posts.
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It scrolled off - don't get paranoid.
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Naw, get paranoid, it's more fun!
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"tons" is a bit of an exaggeration, don't you think?
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Depends on who's online at the time.
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Never happened to me.
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Always happens to me.
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It happens.
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Is it rude to hit "enter" instead of "tab" when changing fields?
Posted by jtown 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes.
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No.
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You're an idiot.
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Is it rude to leave inappropriate material on the screen when requesting help from the IT department?
Posted by jtown 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Email to your mistress.
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Your AdultFriendFinder page.
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Smoking hot bikini pic on the desktop.
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"Tow it back to sea" bikini pic on the desktop.
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Drugstore.com receipt for HIV test.
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Sex toy website (for her).
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Sex toy website (for him).
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I could go on.
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When will the dealer deliver my new car?
Posted by jtown 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Tuesday
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Wednesday
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Thursday
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Friday
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Saturday
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Sunday
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Monday
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Noneday
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You must choose
Posted by jtown 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Green Bean Casserole
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Vegetable Medley
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Time to move. Which place do I pick?
Posted by jtown 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Standard size room, lower rent, 12 mile commute, housemates of similar age and interests, convenient shopping.
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Huge (over 330 square feet) room with fireplace, equal rent, 12 mile commute, housemate of dissimilar age and interests, less convenient shopping.
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Moderate size room, similar rent, 4 mile commute, housemate of dissimilar age, similar interests, convenient shopping.
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Standard size room, higher rent, 8 mile commute, housemate of similar age, unknown intersts, half block from weekly poker game, inconvenient shopping.
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Keep looking.
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Will My HD Monitor ever ship?
Posted by jtown 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yes, because J&R is a reputable company and they would never oversell.
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No. The incredibly low price was just a ruse to get your credit card info.
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"Mitch" will be calling to confirm my order and give me a great deal on an extended warranty.
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I'm teh scr00d because the model has been discontinued and the only places that still have it in stock are places that have "Mitch" call with add-ons and they only ship to people who buy $100 worth of crap for an extra $500.
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Should have paid 25% more to get it from Crutchfield (which was still a great price but they're now sold out).
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Westinghouse is stupid for discontinuing the best value in 1080p panels without having a replacement in the distribution pipeline.
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Road trip! How long's it gonna take to get to Georgia (in a moving truck full of funiture)?
Posted by jtown 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
2 days
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3 days
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4 days
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5 days
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Longer
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Shoulda taken a left turn at Albuquerque.
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I didn't realize Nicaragua was on the way to Georgia.
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He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?
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Ants keep showing up in the kitchen. What do you do?
Posted by jtown 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Spray a bit of raid along the baseboard, outlets, and windows.
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Clean up after cooking.
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Stop leaving dishes in the sink.
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All of the above.
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Leave food on the counter overnight and dirty dishes in the sink then call an exterminator to spray pesticide in every room of the house.
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Will I reach Level 3 by 5pm?
Posted by jtown 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes.
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No.
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Your Level 1 tech lied about checking with a Level 2 tech.
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She's really out having a smoke break.
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And she's going to charge your account $25.
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Per user.
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Should I get a CNG vehicle?
Posted by jtown 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes.
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No.
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What's CNG?
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Depends.
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What's the most days you've ever worked, on a job, in a row?
Posted by jtown 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
5-7
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8-10
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11-12
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13-15
25%
16-20
12%
21-25
12%
26-30
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31-35
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36-40
6%
41+
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I'll be officially unemployed in 1 hour. Should I...
Posted by jtown 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Burn the place to the ground.
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Drink until the bartender has to roll me into a cab.
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Call the hottie who just contacted me thru MySpace.
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Figure out why one of my computers is spontaneously rebooting.
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Decide where I'm moving in a month.
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Clean the house so the landlord has half a prayer of getting it rented soon.
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Decide which party to go to tomorrow.
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Some combination of the above.
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Told the boss I've got about another month left in me. What should I do to make money?
Posted by jtown 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Lottery
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Poker
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Write a novel
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Buy low/sell high on ebay
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Raid recycling bins for bottles/cans
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Panhandle
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Produce low-budget porn and sell it to websites
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Drug mule
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Identity theft
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Other (comment)
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Should I adopt my roommate's cat?
Posted by jtown 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes.
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No.
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Other.
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Why does my XP keep going down?!?
Posted by jtown 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
W
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T
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F
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?
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!
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?
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How long should a person's destructive behavior be allowed to continue before their friends have an intervention?
Posted by jtown 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
A week
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1 month
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2 months
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3 months
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4-6 months
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Until something Really Bad happens that can be used as an example of where their life is headed
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If you're asking this question, it's time.
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iPod Nano, iPod Shuffle, or iPod Classic?
Posted by jtown 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Nano
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Shuffle
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Classic
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Might be switching to a 4-day (10hr/day) work week. Which weekday should I take off?
Posted by jtown 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Monday
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Tuesday
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Wednesday
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Thursday
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Friday
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How do I convince my boss that he would do well to hire a former coworker/current friend?
Posted by jtown 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Keeping in mind he spent a considerable amount of money on employees and equipment when my old company closed.
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But having someone with her expertise would significantly speed up the timetable the project I'm working on.
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And we really need her skills in other areas to whip certain aspects of production into shape.
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And other people here have worked with her before. Same company the boss used to work for so he knows she’s got the skills and experience.
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And, as of this weekend, she'll be the last of my close coworker friends still in the area and I don't want her to move, too.
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And the commute would be so much better with someone to talk to.
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But, seriously, how do I convince my boss to make one more major acquisition before the wallet snaps shut>
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Did you ever leave a city because of an ex?
Posted by jtown 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes.
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No.
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Thinking about it.
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I screwed up and gave a friend's number to a psycho chick. Should I tell him it was me?
Posted by jtown 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
No.
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Yes.
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Hell, yes.
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And take the beating like a man.
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What to do...
Posted by jtown 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Move 30 miles down the road to be closer to my new job but live in a city I don't like.
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Stay put and spend an hour a day commuting.
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Move about 15 miles down the road and live in a decent city but still have a short commute.
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How old is the most recent version of my resume?
Posted by jtown 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
6 months
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1 year
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2 years
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3 years
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4 years
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5 years
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6+ years
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How do I tell my drinking buddy/friend/coworker that I'm interested in more than just drinking with her. Preferably without screwing up the friendship if she's not into me?
Posted by jtown 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Tell her how I feel before we start drinking.
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Tell her how I feel after we've been drinking.
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Ask a mutual friend to find out if she's interested.
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Can't be done without significant risk the friendship.
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Other...
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Did you eat your bacon this morning?
Posted by jtown 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Of course.
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What a stupid question.
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Who doesn't love bacon?
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It's the 12th Wonder of the world.
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If you don't love bacon...
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...you must be a terrorist.
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No, I didn't eat any bacon.
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Have you ever seen an ass like that?
Posted by jtown 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Yes.
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No.
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This song
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Is stuck
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in my head
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because every
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friend has
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it in thier
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CD player.
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6 times this weekend.
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Anyone else getting a rash of telemarketing calls on their cell phone today?
Posted by jtown 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Yeah.
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Nope.
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Haven't been paying attention.
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How does my company give notice of important events to its employees?
Posted by jtown 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
"But Mr. Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine months."
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"Oh yes, well, as soon as I heard I went straight round to see them, yesterday afternoon. You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them, had you? I mean, like actually telling anybody or anything."
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"But the plans were on display..."
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"On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them."
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"That's the display department."
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"With a flashlight."
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"Ah, well, the lights had probably gone."
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"So had the stairs."
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"But look, you found the notice, didn't you?"
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"Yes," said Arthur, "yes I did. It was on display on the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard.'"
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