Is there such a thing as not-bad instant coffee?
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 4 years ago, closed 4 years ago
Yes! (cite brand in comments)
28%
No
42%
Hell No!
28%
Whatever's coffee-ish and quick
0%
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You Must Choose! 50's/60's Actress
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 4 years ago, closed 4 years ago
Audrey Hepburn
0%
Natalie Wood
100%
0 Comments
American Football - if a player receives a kickoff or punt in the end zone, jus at the goal line, should the player run, or touch the knee for the touchback?
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 4 years ago, closed 4 years ago
On average, best to do the touchback
0%
Run! Glory!
0%
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If Pope Francis wanted to visit you at dinnertime, and asked what food or drink he could bring, how much time would you need to get the place ready for the visit? In comments, suggest what he could bring to the meal.
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 4 years ago, closed 4 years ago
Just drop in!
0%
A few hours after I finish my morning cup of coffee.
0%
Need at least a day or two.
0%
Three or more days, less than a week.
0%
Weeks
0%
Months
0%
Please, don't visit!
50%
Can I come to the pope's place instead?
50%
Other (please mention in comments)
0%
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If you see any homeless persons more than once a week, do you know any of their names?
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 4 years ago, closed 4 years ago
None
100%
One
0%
A few
0%
Most
0%
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Which film director would you rather get a mix tape from - James Gunn (Guardians Of The Galaxy) or Quentin Tarantino (Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, etc)? Or, some other film/tv director than those two? Assume that it is coming on an actual high-quality cassette tape and a top-of-the-line portable cassette player and your choice of headphones.
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 4 years ago, closed 4 years ago
Quentin Tarantino
66%
James Gunn
0%
Other (please mention in comments)
33%
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(re: the film The Longest Yard) Can you think of anyone you would punch even if you know that you'd spent 20 years in prison if you landed that punch?
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
If I had the pick of the impact point and could throw that one punch as hard as I want, and it's just 20 years - oh yes.
0%
Nope, not worth it.
71%
No, against my morality/philosophy/etc.
0%
No, I don't think I could land a punch hard enough to be worth 20 years.
14%
No, other reason (please explain in comments)
14%
4 Comments
In a standing position, can you touch your toes?
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
I'm a man, and yes I can.
60%
I'm a woman, and yes I can.
10%
I'm a man, and no, I can't touch my toes.
20%
I'm a woman who can't touch her toes.
0%
I'm a bot and have no toes to touch or fingers to touch with..
5%
The last time I tried, I almost/did hurt myself
0%
9 Comments
You will be granted only one of these wishes - which do you choose?
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
An apology and just restitution to everyone I've ever wronged, without harm to myself or others.
53%
Untracable appropriate retribution upon everyone who has wronged me.
7%
Appropriate retribution upon everyone who has wronged m, such that they know I was the cause, but they can't do anything back to me..
7%
24 hours of fantastic sex with no hazardous after-effects (healthwise or emotional)
15%
24 hours of feasting on any dish I have a whim for, no matter how unusual or rare, as much as I want, without any hazardous after-effects (healthwise or emotional or environmental)
0%
An adorable pet that will have no health or behavior or aging problems, and will outlive me.
15%
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Which of these recent heavyweight boxing champions do you know the most about?
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
David Haye
7%
Vitali Klitschko
0%
Nikolay Valuev
7%
Ruslan Chagaev
0%
Samuel Peter
0%
Wladimir Klitschko
21%
Sultan Ibragimov
0%
Shannon Briggs
0%
Oleg Maskaev
0%
Who the @#! are these guys?
64%
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During her recent tour, Sarah Palin wore a wooden christian cross at a Rolling Thunder bike rally in DC. She wore a large shiny Star Of David when she was at New York. What pendant will she wear around her neck if she visits San Francisco?
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
A little rainbow gay pride flag made of jewels.
16%
A little american flag made of jewels.
0%
A big american flag made of flashing LEDs.
0%
nIntertwined male and female symbols, for hetero pride.
16%
A little rainbow gay pride flag with a NOT circle-bar superimposed
0%
A christian cross made of shiny metal.
16%
A christian cross made of flashing LEDs.
0%
A peace sign.
50%
A little cable car.
0%
Other (please describe in comments)
0%
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In one week, how many people will vote on this poll?
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Zero - not even KSP
8%
1
0%
2-3
0%
3.14159...
50%
4-5
8%
6-9
25%
10-15
0%
16 or over
8%
Less than 1
0%
Other (please enumerate in comments)
0%
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What priority should be given for inventing a way for a viewer to remotely slap a person who is on TV?
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
A silly idea, no priority whatsoever.
0%
Cute idea, but no.
0%
I wish.
0%
Divert money from (insert obscure or pork-barrel govt. project here)
33%
Tap some of the defense budget.
0%
Tap a large portion of the defense budget.
0%
Large portion of defense, and add a dash of the social safety net programs too.
16%
No amount of funding is too small for such a glorious goal!
50%
There's a mute / power-off button on that tv remote, KSP.
0%
Other (please mention in comments)
0%
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Have you ever misspelled the word litracey? Errr, litteracey , no, uh ...
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes, but I corrected it before others could read it.
33%
Yes, but not so many people could read it.
0%
Yes, and a fair number of people saw it.
0%
Yes, to a social network or blog or somesuch.
0%
Yes, to wide distribution.
0%
No, I am spelling perfection personified.
33%
Nawp, I'z speling purfekzion!
33%
Literacy, I honorzit!
0%
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Was there ever an instance in your childhood where an advertisement frightened you? Can be any media - print, tv, etc.
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes! (please describe it in comments)
28%
Probably, but I don't recall.
14%
No.
14%
Not in my childhood, but yes to the scary! (please describe the scary advertisement in comments)
0%
Never in my life.
28%
Damn KSP, I had forgotten, but now I remember, I REMEMBER!!! AUGHHH!
14%
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You hear that Michael Moore and his film crew are just outside your present/most recent place of employment ...
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Hey, he got my anonymous tip!
25%
It was either him or 60 Minutes or the local consumer champion.
8%
Surprised, but not baffled by his presence.
8%
Will he discover my shifty dealings ?
8%
I would throw mocks at him.
0%
Huh? Must be pausing on his way to the business down the road, or to ask directions.
8%
Give my place of employment, must be there to load up on fast food/bad women/ice cold beer/drugs.
0%
I'd ask him for a paying job.
25%
I'd ask him for an autograph.
8%
Other (please mention in comments)
0%
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You have an incurable condition such that you can only achieve orgasm by performing an illegal act ...
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 9 years ago, closed 8 years ago
I wouldn't do that thing at all, I'd try not thinking of it.
0%
I'd travel to another juridiction/state/country where it's legal and only do it there.
0%
I'd relieve myself with porn related to the activity.
20%
I'd do it if it doesn't bother anyone else.
20%
I'd do it if it doesn't physically harm someone else.
0%
I'd do it even it bothers someone else.
20%
I'd do it even it harms someone else.
20%
I'd try not to do it, and get some sort of treatment to lessen my desire for it.
0%
KSP - you know so much about me. But I bet you've never seen my collection of rare medieval instruments. I keep it down here, in the basement. Musical instruments? No no, not that kind of instruments ...
0%
Other option (detail in comments)
0%
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Assume you have the option to watch the SuperBowl or a movie of your choice with a group of people (not necessarily the same people) who would enjoy sharing the experience with you ...
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
I'm already meeting folks to watch the Superbowl.
16%
I'm already doing a movie with friends. (please state which one in comments).
0%
Superbowl, but by myself or one other person.
0%
I'd choose a movie, by myself or one other person (state which movie in comments).
0%
Other activity, shared with others.
50%
Other activity, mostly by myself.
0%
I'm professionally obligated to attend a Superbowl-related activity. Includes bartending at a sports bar, etc.
0%
I'm professionally obligated to attend an activity not related to the Superbowl.
0%
The Superbowl is tomorrow?
16%
What's a Superbowl?
16%
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Do you volunteer to make February Palin-Free? Not to link or otherwise drive traffic to any story about Sarah Palin, no matter how good/so-bad-it's-good the story happens to be?
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Sorry no, she says at least one incredibly stupid thing a week, I can't resist reading for the mocking fodder.
9%
No, she says the truth, albeit in an anti-elitist down-home All-American way.
0%
No, she matters to a large segment of the US population, so I like stay knowledgeable about Palin.
0%
Great idea, don't feed the attention whore.
45%
Easy to do,I can't stand her anyway.
27%
Will do, tired of seeing anything abut her.
0%
Other - please mention in comments.
0%
Don't care.
9%
Spudnuts!
9%
Also
0%
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An errant sink splash in the restroom results in a moist spot that seems like you had an episode of incontinence ...
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
I just hope that no one sees it before it drys.
33%
I splash more water nearby to pull focus away from the original spot.
16%
I strut around and laugh inwardly at people's reactions.
0%
I change clothes into something dry, even if I have to go home to do so.
0%
I steal some dry garments off of someone.
0%
I find a large amount of water and dive in, getting all my clothes wet.
16%
I apply dessicant packets that I've been saving from packaging.
0%
Other (please describe in comments)
33%
3 Comments
How many books from assassin Loughner's List (see comments) have you read?
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
All of them.
0%
Most of them.
50%
At least 50%
20%
Less than a third.
20%
Hardly any.
0%
Only the fiction.
0%
Only the political ones.
0%
Only the classic ones.
0%
Only the kiddee ones.
0%
None of them - the voices in my head tell me everything I need to know.
10%
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A movie about a cute adorable puppy that dies at the end of the film ...
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Movies that make people cry are unusually popular, so, potential box office gold!
18%
If a comedy - box office gold!
9%
Successful only if kills a ton of bad guys/cats/aliens first.
9%
Successful only among a small sick circle of people.
36%
Might be successful if they did a Ghost-like afterlife subplot.
9%
'I see dead puppies - they don't know they're dead.'
9%
Other - please speculate in comments
9%
8 Comments
Have you ever stumbled around the Internet with your web browser, hoping to find some/any damn random wonderful thing? If yes, what was your success/failure ratio?
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
No - I have alternative paths to wonder.
0%
No - I don't need a wonderful thing.
0%
No - I dont search for wonderful things on the internet.
12%
Yes - more than 50% successful.
12%
Yes - 50% successful.
12%
Yes - 40% successful.
25%
Yes - 30% successful.
0%
Yes - 5%-10% successful
37%
Yes - rarely or never successful.
0%
4 Comments
Algebra and Software Programming - what are the chances a person can make a living as a programmer if that person is not good at algebra?
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Zero.
10%
Might be able to fake it if they have a good enough development environment.
0%
It's possible, the mental skills overlap is not that strong.
40%
Flash(tm)!
0%
They would probably end up being the person who hires other people to program.
40%
Other (please remark in comments)
10%
4 Comments
Saturday, Aug. 14th - by this time, if any newscaster or reporter or blogger or pundit referes to the proposed "mosque at Ground Zero" or the "9/11 mosque", are they being consciously dishonest, since the proposed muslim community center which includes a mosque will not be located at Ground Zero?
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yup, dishonest.
44%
No, just following the pack.
11%
Conciously using a provocative phase to get attention to their newscast.
33%
No, laziness.
0%
Other (please mention in comments)
11%
4 Comments
Have you ever cleaned up some else's mess in a shared restroom, even if it wasn't your job to do so?
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
No, I have a high tolerance.
57%
Yes, I just don't like a mess just laying around.
28%
Yes, because I didn't want the next person thinking that I did it.
0%
Yes, because I wanted to reduce the risk of disease.
0%
Yes, because I didn't want a certain visitor to think I/we were such slobs.
0%
Yes, Other (please explain in comments)
14%
6 Comments
Within the last three years, what's the most expensive non-essential item you have stopped buying or curtailed spending on?
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Books.
20%
Art.
0%
Cars.
0%
Expensive collectibles.
10%
Not-so-expensive collectibles.
10%
Travel.
0%
Dining.
10%
Red hot women/men/porn
0%
Ice cold beer/other fine booze/drug
50%
Other (pleas list in comments)
0%
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KSP forgot where he keeps his .22 semiautomatic pistol. Where is it?
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
At the burglar's house.
14%
In the garage, in a cardboard box labelled
0%
In the old safe with the combination KSP has forgotten.
28%
In the library, in a hollowed-out bible.
14%
In his wife's undies drawer.
7%
Within easy reach of the bed, behind/under the pile of unread books, unheard cds, and old requests for charitable donations.
0%
Loaned to a friend who needed to get rid of some rodents of unusual size.
28%
In a police evidence locker.
7%
Other (please make a suggestion in comments)
0%
4 Comments
Best reason to carry a firearm unconcealed ?
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
So no b*st*ds will bother me.
0%
So the cops can't bust me for carrying concealed.
0%
So no one will see my weapon, sneak up behind me, bash me on the head, and steal my firearm and rob me with it.
11%
Suicide by cop.
11%
Suicide by freaked-out convenience store cashier.
0%
To see how the sun gleams off the new finish.
11%
All the free space under my jacket already taken up by the money belt, gps, pepper spray, taser and throwing stars.
0%
Impress that cute gal who carries a pair of .38s
0%
Nudist.
55%
Other (please explain in comments)
11%
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You are being interviewed by the police concerning a felony you didn't commit, and only their impression of your truthfulness will determine whether they keep you under consideration as the perpetrator ...
Posted by kingskyprawn in Limbo 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
I state the facts and I'm out of there, easy.
28%
Police make me nervous, but I think I'll be OK.
0%
I'd be so unnerved that they'll probably put a big checkmark next to my name.
0%
I'm too much of a wiseass to keep myself out of trouble.
28%
I have enough trouble communicating normally!
14%
I'd be nervous because of the stuff I've done that they're not asking me about.
14%
Around these parts, if they're asking you about it, they already think you're guilty.
14%
Other (please comment)
0%
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