F.E.I. MegaQuencher Poll: 360-Degree Triple-Flip AweXome 3000!!!
Posted by lorddimwit 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
ExxXtreme!!!
20%
BITCHIN!!!
0%
To the MAXXXX!!!!
70%
KICK IT!!!
10%
F.E.I. MegaQuencher Poll: RipStorm Chainsaw Massacre!!!
Posted by lorddimwit 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
TEAR IT UP!!!
30%
RRRR RRR RRRRRRRR!!!!!
40%
BZZZ!
20%
TAKE THAT YOU BASTARDS!!!!
10%
What's the nerdiest thing you've ever done?
Posted by lorddimwit 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
Went to video game release party wearing They Might Be Giants t-shirt
0%
Went to LAN party wearing Miskatonic U t-shirt
8%
Simultaneous Holy Grail watching session and Pocky eating contest whilst wearing sweatsuit
0%
Live-action Lovecraft campaign wearing costume of Abhoth, Source of Uncleanness
0%
That one time that I played Halo for like 16 hours straight while drinking a whole case of AfriCola and at 3:30 AM started jumping up and down on the couch screaming 'I AM MASTER CHIEF' and lobbing Twinkies at the screen
16%
Reading this poll
58%
Something else (comment or suffer 2d10 points of crushing damage)
16%
You must drink a loathsome, blasphemous imitation of coffee!!
Posted by lorddimwit 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
25%
75%
You're the protagonist in a late-80s horror movie. You know the killer is somewhere in the house and it's time for the final showdown. You come down the stairs to the accompaniment of creepy string music and immediately head:
Posted by lorddimwit 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
to the kitchen, for the butcher knife
15%
to the tool shed, for the chainsaw
15%
to the hall, for the fire axe
10%
to the closet, for the baseball bat
10%
to the den, for the fire poker
0%
to the parlour, for one of those vintage Civil War sabres that you keep displayed over the hutch
25%
to the fridge, for that leftover lasagna
20%
somewhere else
5%
All of the normal poll options deeply offend and irritate you, so you vote:
Posted by lorddimwit 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Other
8%
Other, including Crazy Nutso Other, including Abraham Lincoln
17%
Bacon
21%
(sound of crickets)
43%
This space intentionally left blank
8%
Are Linkfilter's 'good ole days' gone?
Posted by lorddimwit 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Hells yeah. The new crowd sucks.
16%
Meh, it's pretty much the same.
12%
STFU D00d fRE5hm3n r teh r0X0rz!!!!!!!1
8%
I just found this site; where's all the porn?
8%
(sound of crickets)
54%
Cruel fate, why do you mock me?
Posted by lorddimwit 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
You were clearly asking for it
16%
I don't like your hairstyle
0%
Oh, I'm not so cruel
0%
Because you touch yourself at night
33%
It is mankind's lot to suffer in a postlapsarian world
0%
(sound of crickets)
50%
The cow says, "moooooooo!" What does the seal say?
Posted by lorddimwit 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
'or or or'
6%
'arp arp arp'
31%
'ork ork ork'
18%
The lure of imaginary totality is momentarily frozen before the dialectic of desire hastens on within symbolic chains.'
12%
'ararararararararar'
6%
Something else
12%
What do you like to hoard?
Posted by lorddimwit 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
CP
8%
Acorns, for winter
16%
Stuff from the mini-bar
16%
Little personal disappointments in my smouldering pressure-cooker of rage, preparing for the day of reckoning when I will indiscriminately unleash it upon those around me
25%
Paperclips
16%
Something else (comment)
16%
The three most provocative words in the English language are...
Posted by lorddimwit 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
"I love you"
13%
"Hot girl-on-girl action"
27%
"Hickory smoked bacon"
50%
"Call me Ishmael"
0%
"You're watching FOX"
4%
"Give your own"
4%
What snack foods cause you to die?
Posted by lorddimwit 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Nachos
0%
Cheez Whiz
7%
Deathburgers
7%
Phineas Q. Butterworth's Mineral Slurry
7%
Sugarman's Bovine-Flavored Potted Meat Food Product
23%
Wait a minute, this is another inside joke from the chatter, isn't it?
30%
Other
23%
You must choose!!!!
Posted by lorddimwit 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Ever tried to quit smoking?
Posted by lorddimwit 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Yes, and I achieved a reasonable degree of success
22%
Yes, and I failed miserably
9%
No, I'll smoke forever... FOREVER!!!! hack hack
9%
No, I've never started, you fucking Nazi
31%
I'm trying now
9%
The Other
18%
Who is Linkfilter's most lovable drunk?
Posted by lorddimwit 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
hammer of truth
11%
lorddimwit
23%
agent honeydew
5%
sterlingbeauty
11%
The madcornbone Alliance
29%
someone else
17%
It's 1985. You're a depressed, angst-ridden teen. You shout: 'I'm so out of here once I turn 18!', flee to your room, sit in the dark, and listen to:
Posted by lorddimwit 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
The Cure
34%
The Smiths
13%
someone else
43%
I hate music
8%
What should reign as Supreme Cheese?
Posted by lorddimwit 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Cheddar
23%
Mozzarella
17%
Brie
11%
Gouda
5%
Feta (or other goat/sheep cheese)
11%
Swiss
0%
Gruyere
5%
Velveeta (or other fake-o cheese)
0%
Other
17%
I hate cheese
5%
Are you on your third beer of the evening?
Posted by lorddimwit 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Well... yeah.
42%
No
42%
Does whiskey count as beer?
14%
etc. etc.
0%
Ideal conditions for smoking?
Posted by lorddimwit 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
On the back porch at twilight, watching the fireflies (Faulkner)
11%
In a fancy 19th-century dressing room, halfheartedly flirting with a woman you do not love (Tolstoy)
5%
Alone in a Parisian flat, swilling black coffee and thinking about emptiness (J. P. Sartre)
11%
Naked, in bed, next to an attractive person who doesn't speak much English (Hemingway)
29%
In the dark, thinking about how much you hate Communism (Ayn Rand)
0%
Constantly (Hunter S. Thompson)
17%
Other
23%
Do you in any way, shape, or form resemble your LF avatar?
Posted by lorddimwit 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
I'm the spitting image
36%
Maybe by some insane stretch of the imagination
32%
Not even a little
32%
Uh... Other?
0%
Why are you drinking?
Posted by lorddimwit 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
That's my own damn business
12%
To numb the pain
12%
It's Wednesday
25%
To augment my self-image... yeah
0%
Just comes with the territory
25%
Other
25%
Best shorthand term for linkfilter users?
Posted by lorddimwit 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
LFer (classic)
57%
LFator
5%
LFphant
21%
teLFone
5%
Gimme your own lousy pun!
10%
going at the back of the ex's head with an icepick?
Posted by lorddimwit 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Good Idea
14%
Bad Idea
42%
Only as a cry for help
7%
Only if the law isn't involved
21%
I think that's sick
0%
I think that's perfectly well-adjusted and a normal reaction
14%
Other/Riiiiight....
0%
What do you do when the love is gone?
Posted by lorddimwit 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
Kiss 'em on the lips and kick 'em back into the cabbage patch
25%
Just cheat on 'em until they notice
16%
Leave a note and a white rose on the table, sneak out at night and start a New Orleans cocktail bar
25%
Wait until they go to work, then leave a snippy message on their voicemail and set fire to their couch
16%
Don't dare tell them of your feelings, so marry them, bear their children, and spend the rest of your life suffering their cold and callous indifference
16%
Other (comment)
0%
I'm gonna go upside your head with...
Posted by lorddimwit 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
The back o' me hand
11%
A 2d4 Mace of Slay Undead
11%
A big-ass spiny Bowser shell
11%
My rapier wit and devastating yet insightful observations
38%
Something else (tell me what)
27%
Just what are you doing in there, young man?
Posted by lorddimwit 14 years ago, closed 14 years ago
I'm washing my hands! Don't come in!
9%
We ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use Juggs
9%
What I do in the bathroom is between me and God
54%
Pick your excuse (comment)
27%