How do you Linkfilter?
Posted by shigpit 2 years ago, closed 2 years ago
Step 1: Cut a hole in the box
20%
Preheat the oven to 350
40%
Other
40%
Hot breakfast cereal?
Posted by shigpit 2 years ago, closed 2 years ago
Oatmeal
83%
Cream of Wheat
0%
Grits
16%
No. Just no.
0%
How would you say your current work load matches your salary?
Posted by shigpit 2 years ago, closed 2 years ago
High effort / High pay
0%
Medium effort / High pay
0%
Low effort / High pay
0%
High effort / average pay
0%
Medium effort / average pay
0%
Low effort / average pay
0%
High effort / low pay
0%
Medium effort / low pay
0%
Low effort / low pay
0%
Music while you work
Posted by shigpit 2 years ago, closed 2 years ago
Something you know and can sing along to
22%
Something orchestral
11%
Something with a beat
33%
Quiet! Can't you see I'm working!
33%
Are you a complete idiot?
Posted by shigpit 2 years ago, closed 2 years ago
Yes
16%
Sometimes
66%
No
16%
I answer the phone...
Posted by shigpit 2 years ago, closed 2 years ago
All the time. No exceptions.
25%
Most of the time
25%
Only if it's a number I know
50%
I let it go to voice mail
0%
I don't even have voice mail
0%
I don't have a phone
0%
Poll?
Posted by shigpit 2 years ago, closed 2 years ago
Yes, please.
100%
I could be up for that later.
0%
Sorry, I'm all polled out.
0%
I MUST DINNER
Posted by shigpit 2 years ago, closed 2 years ago
Something in the freezer
25%
Something in the fridge
50%
A bowl of cereal
0%
Take out
25%
Just go to bed, you could skip a meal
0%
YOU MUST CHOOSE
Posted by shigpit 2 years ago, closed 2 years ago
Billy Joel
33%
Bruce Springsteen
66%
What are you doing for New Year's 2016?
Posted by shigpit 2 years ago, closed 2 years ago
Blow out party
0%
Quiet little thing
50%
Drinking alone
30%
Who gives a crap?
0%
Working
10%
Other
10%
Do you know what your cow orkers make in salary?
Posted by shigpit 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes
63%
No
36%
Have you ever injected yourself with a syringe?
Posted by shigpit 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes, because I'm diabetic.
0%
Yes, because I've taken intravenous drugs.
60%
Yes, because ... um, there's a comment below.
0%
No.
40%
OMG! You just knocked up Sarah Palin! What do you name the puppy?
Posted by shigpit 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Blender
7%
Clarinet
7%
Habanero
28%
Zamboni
35%
Drawer
14%
Something else? Comment below.
7%
Splorting in chatter
Posted by shigpit 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Early and often
25%
A Japanese fetish
50%
Check Mule's notes and comment below.
25%
Is it in bad taste to fap to the image of a dead person?
Posted by shigpit 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yes. Under any and all circumstances.
9%
No, if it's to a poster.
9%
No, if it's in a movie.
0%
Never. Unless their corpse is physically next to you.
81%
What is your first online source of news?
Posted by shigpit 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
cnn.com
14%
msnbc.com
14%
foxnews.com
0%
nytimes.com
14%
tmz.com
0%
other?
57%
YMC: God told me to...
Posted by shigpit 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Boink an Argentinian woman
71%
Confess to Boinking an Argentinian woman
28%
Do we need some more polls?
Posted by shigpit 8 years ago, closed 8 years ago
Yep, ten foot ones.
27%
I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot poll.
9%
Heh heh you said poll.
9%
Fish Sticks.
54%
Katie Holmes
Posted by shigpit 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Zexy
9%
Was Zexy once, but now has Tom Taint on her
54%
Was never Zexy
36%
Do you have any tattoos?
Posted by shigpit 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes. (Please comment what/where)
25%
No, but I'm open to them (comment)
25%
No. No, NOOOOOO! Yuk!
50%
Have you ever tanned in a tanning bed?
Posted by shigpit 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
No. Ewww.
87%
Yes, once or twice.
6%
Yes, a number of times.
6%
What is your mobile phone network?
Posted by shigpit 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Verizon
26%
Sprint/Nextel
15%
AT&T
5%
Alltel
5%
Virgin Mobile
0%
Vodafone
0%
Orange
10%
Something else?
36%
YMC: Would you let Kevin Smith's wife give you head, if it meant Kevin Smith got to watch?
Posted by shigpit 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Sure!
72%
Uh, I'll pass.
27%
Would you schtup (or would you have schtupped) a teacher/professor for a good grade?
Posted by shigpit 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Hell Yes.
69%
Hell No.
30%
Have you ever teabagged a famous personality?
Posted by shigpit 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes, Susan Boyle in Burger King, once.
30%
Yes, someone else.
0%
No. Not yet, at least.
70%
What's your mantra?
Posted by shigpit 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Om
16%
For The Lulz
0%
(something else, comment below)
83%
Do you hot dog on the first date?
Posted by shigpit 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Yes, all the time
0%
Yes, if there's a hallway involved
75%
No, I'm not that kind of guy
25%
If you could pay your handyman with BJs
Posted by shigpit 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
I'd have everything I'd ever want fixed!
12%
I'd have trouble making payment, be called into collections, then go into BJ debt ... it would be horrible.
87%
For those of you in relationships, who has the more dysfunctional family?
Posted by shigpit 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Mine is more dysfunctional.
18%
Theirs is more dysfunctional.
81%
You must apple
Posted by shigpit 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
Granny Smith
40%
Red Delicious
60%