If I were Eddie Vedder would you like me any better?
Posted by thatmikeykid 9 years ago, closed 9 years ago
that's it
16%
i quit
16%
i don't give a sh*t
66%
You must choose a team!
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Team Karen
9%
Team Pam
90%
Your phonebook:
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Digital
66%
Hard Copy
33%
Kroner?
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Food
0%
Money
100%
Who said "s/norwedian/norwegian squarehead"?
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
thatmikeykid
14%
shigpit
0%
aktaeon
42%
beaglebot
28%
fuzzydave
14%
Chatter polls?
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Stupid
0%
Lame
12%
Squarehead
87%
Preferred web-based spellchecker:
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Google
75%
Anything else
25%
Ever seen something in the urinal that you couldn't identify?
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yup. (comment?)
40%
Nope.
60%
I don't pee in urinals.
0%
Your bellybutton?
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Innie
90%
Outtie
9%
Other (??)
0%
Will anyone here notice if I sit here and do absolutely nothing for the last couple of hours of work?
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yup. You're fired.
36%
TPS reports
0%
Microsoft Excel
0%
Scotch Tape
0%
Window Glare
27%
Rain
9%
Gerbils
27%
Piping
0%
Discussion Board
0%
Smoosh
0%
You must, like, choose and stuff:
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Garfield
66%
Heathcliff
33%
What is a 'histronic jockstrap', and why is it the subject line of my latest spam message?
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
They realized I needed 'support'
66%
Bacon
33%
I was browsing the web and the power went out. When I re-opened Firefox, all the cookies were gone.
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yup.
20%
Maybe.
40%
No way.
40%
Do you have a memorable scar?
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Of course, and I want to tell you all about it.
88%
Yes, but it's shameful and I refuse to reveal it.
5%
Nope.
5%
You must eat potato chips out of a:
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Can
22%
Bag
61%
Other
16%
Portable Video Game deathmatch:
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Nintendo's Gameboy / Gameboy Color / Pocket
33%
Nintendo's Gameboy Advance / DS
66%
Sony's Playstation Portable
0%
Atari's Lynx
0%
Sega's GameGear / Nomad
0%
Tyco handhelds
0%
Bandai's Wonderswan
0%
Nintendo's Virtual Boy
0%
Microvision's Microvision
0%
Protx's GP2X / GP32
0%
How important is music to your everyday life?
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
10 - Can't live without it
32%
9
14%
8
7%
7
17%
6
0%
5 - I could do without it
7%
4
3%
3
0%
2
10%
1 - Music? What's that?
7%
Are you familiar with Richard Cheese? Would you like to be?
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
No, No
25%
No, Yes
12%
Yes, No
12%
Yes, Yes
50%
HUZZAH
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
HUZZAH!
71%
HUZZAH?
0%
HUZZAH.
28%
Bumper Sticker: "Adults are just Kids who owe Money"
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Amusing
53%
Not amusing
46%
Pinstriping on a Lexus:
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Super Cool
0%
Super Lame
100%
Are you looking for FATMOUSE?
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yes, and I've found him.
0%
Yes, but I've yet to find him.
16%
No
0%
No, and I think this poll is stupid.
83%
Do you know your chicken?
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
You got to know your chicken!
44%
No.
55%
Is a song disgusting if it includes the words Vagina and/or Breasts?
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Certainly.
0%
Possibly.
41%
Not at all.
58%
Beatle-based pop Vs. new romantic, only one will survive:
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
XTC
63%
Adam Ant
36%
Your first internet access type:
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
ARPAnet connection at a college or military institution
25%
AOL
35%
Prodigy
0%
CompuServe
5%
Dial-up
25%
ISDN
5%
DSL
0%
Cable
0%
Wireless
0%
Other (comment)
5%
Did you see The Full Monty? Did you see it on stage?
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yes, No
66%
Yes, Yes
0%
No, No
33%
No, Yes
0%
Why won't anyone just bring me a damned cup of coffee?
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
I smell funny.
33%
I'm a taker, not a giver.
22%
It's just too far.
33%
They don't wanna get in the habit.
0%
I don't deserve it.
11%
No cupholders.
0%
More for themselves.
0%
Do you plan on purchasing a PS3? Does the prospect of not being able to purchase used games sway your opinion?
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
No, No
66%
No, Yes
11%
Yes, No
11%
Yes, Yes
11%
Is it possible to love Pudding Bread too much?
Posted by thatmikeykid 11 years ago, closed 11 years ago
Yes.
50%
No way.
50%