How hot is it today where you are?
Posted by ultrafastx 10 years ago, closed 10 years ago
100+ F (38+C)
0%
91-100F (33-38C)
8%
81-90F (28-32C)
0%
71-80F (22-27C)
41%
61-70F (16-21C)
25%
51-60F (11-15C)
16%
40-50F (4-10C)
8%
Below 40F (4C)
0%
You must choose! Which is longer?
Posted by ultrafastx 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Beaglebot's peepus
83%
16%
Do you think your children's names match their personality?
Posted by ultrafastx 12 years ago, closed 12 years ago
Yes.
25%
No.
15%
Some of them.
10%
I have no children.
50%
What kind of nipples do you like in your titsalad?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Big.
0%
Little.
22%
Pointy.
22%
Crunchy.
22%
Whatever, as it's smothered in ranch dressing.
33%
Have you ever set your virginity down somewhere and forgotten where you left it?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Yes
90%
No
10%
Can you ever get a fecaloid to shine?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
With enough elbow grease, sure!
42%
Ew.
57%
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Beaglebot's peepus
40%
Space Onley
60%
Do you tattoo?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Yes, I have a tattoo, and I'm happy with it.
36%
Yes, I have a tattoo, and I want it removed.
0%
No, I don't have a tattoo, but I want one.
18%
No, I don't have a tattoo, and never will.
45%
Are people are running out of ideas for polls?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Yes.
8%
No.
41%
Piss off, wanker!
25%
I have no idea what's going on.
25%
After voting, "Screw you, hippy!" is thatmikeykid's day REALLY complete?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Not until he kills a hobo.
47%
Not until he has tantric ashtray sex.
41%
Bacon.
11%
Fleeble.
0%
Why do my hands get really cold, but still sweaty, when I'm using the computer a long time?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Poor circulation.
41%
You're actually cold-blooded.
11%
Bad ergonomics.
11%
You're just weird.
23%
Other
11%
Is it past your bedtime?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
yes
26%
no
73%
Best clu lookalike?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Jesus
38%
Corey Haim
61%
Do you own a sweater that is slightly too big for you, but oh so comfy?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Yes.
81%
No.
9%
I hate sweaters.
9%
I live in a place that is 75 degrees year round.
0%
Is Champthom really Dan Quayle?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Potatoe.
28%
Potatoeno.
71%
Is Champthom watching "Back to the Future" right now?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
yes
33%
no
0%
no, he's just insane.
66%
Do you get butt fuzz?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Yes
50%
No
50%
Is a rice belly on a woman sexy?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Yes
78%
No
21%
Indy, why does the floor move?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Give me your torch.
12%
Snakes, why'd if have to be snakes?
25%
Asps. Very dangerous.
12%
You go first.
0%
Nazis suck.
12%
I blame Lincoln.
37%
Are you afraid you're going to get eaten by a mouse?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Yes
9%
No
45%
Only if the dog doesn't arrive in time
27%
Not if I stop crumpling this empty potato chip bag
18%
Can you circularly breathe?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Yes
18%
No
31%
Kinda
37%
Wha?
12%
How frequently do you imbibe excessive amounts of ethyl alcohol (i.e. get drunk)?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Daily
9%
Couple times a week
31%
Weekly
9%
Couple times a month
9%
Monthly
13%
Couple times a year
4%
Yearly
4%
Couple times a decade
4%
Never, I drink minimally
13%
Never, I don't drink
0%
How many times can you listen to Experimental Film in a row?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
1
0%
2
0%
5
0%
10
0%
15
0%
infinity
12%
'til my head asplodes
37%
wha?
50%
ultrafastx and agent honeydew's car has been damaged by other drivers three times in the past four and one half months. They should start...
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
installing weaponry on their car
21%
installing armor on their car
17%
killing random drivers that look at them wrong
13%
move out of town
8%
nuke the whole city
0%
all of the above
21%
other
17%
Can I have a Mountain Dew?!
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Yes
28%
No
28%
Where are the cheetos?!
42%
You must choose! Who sucks?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
USC
0%
Whoever Cal is playing
100%
Should ultrafastx fight FuzzyDave in a cage match?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Yes
62%
No
12%
Bacon
12%
Fleeble
12%
Have you ever (romantically) kissed a member of the SAME sex?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Yes (male)
10%
No (male)
78%
Yes (female)
3%
No (female)
7%
Ball squeezing contest?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Amusing high school dare.
0%
Repressed homosexual tendencies.
100%
How often do you get cooties?
Posted by ultrafastx 13 years ago, closed 13 years ago
Once a day.
0%
Few times a week.
37%
Once a week.
0%
Few times a month.
0%
Once a month.
0%
Few times a year.
0%
Once a year.
0%
I'd kill for some cooties right now.
37%
I whistle instead of getting cooties.
12%
Other
12%