I hope the kid who burst through the library doors with both arms raised and whisper screamed, "THE LIBRARY!" before getting an exasperated look on his face and saying, "but first, I potty!" and running back out into the lobby, is having a magical afternoon.

— David (@schaalfan) August 3, 2021

Apparently this is the world’s greatest hoodie pic.twitter.com/i26cT6PBGK

— Jon Millstein (@jmillstein) January 25, 2021

husbands don't forget their anniversaries and wonder what they're going to do and see the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pull out an empty wallet and moths fly out and then see a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and say "hmmm" much anymore

— blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) May 23, 2021